07-16-03 - There's a new Editorial up, rizzity read
the muthaphuxxx0r with currentiality undebased. There's a WHOLE LOT of crap
to come before much longer, and you'll have to see it all when it's up. All
that I can say is that it's worth the long-ass wait that everyone's been
putting up with just because that's the whizzity it izzity.
I, Ferox, am Lordmaster-b'lasterface of grammar fixx10nahle.
05-16-03 - Okay, so review numero 49-o is up. Since we still haven't quite
figured out what we're gonna do for the big five oh (if you say anything about
Hawaii you die, fucker), we'll probably spend the next few weeks concentrating
on beefing up the music section and perhaps finish that director's cut of the
Coco Roos comic we promised. But we'll actually be around this summer, we
promise. We won't go on a four-month hiatus like last time. And we'll be
working on a record too! Oh, my precious babies, we have so many things to
show you...
05-01-03 - Music reviews GO!! I've FINALLY thrown up the goddamn first
cd review. Sure, it's really stupid-looking at the moment, but there's a lot yet
that I'm working on for the template. You shall see, motherfuckers!! Anyway,
the first review is under my name [Ferox], and it's for Mr. Bungle's California
album.
I expect that now that I've got a basic layout for the reviews, [temporary as
they are] there should be a whole fuckload coming up with the quickness. We
really love music, and we'll be directly on top of posting more reviews so that
you can all get the hell out of your houses in order to power the corporate
machine.
That's right, you've now become the oil that people who use buttplugs utilize
on a regular basis. Ok, so I'm probably off there, but I'm kind of lacking in my
buttplug knowledge.
KENTUCKY PLOW!! DONKEY-PUNCH ME!! DUNG HUMMERS FOR ALL!!
HUNGY? ENJOY A CLEVELAND STEAMER!!
04-07-03 - Whoa now - check it out!! For a class, Ragnarok and a friend of
his by the name of Katie had to make a website. The thing is, they didn't really
have any restrictions or themes that they had to follow which, as we all know, can
be dangerous as fuck when it comes to one of us.
As Ragnarok isn't into the actual coding/design aspects of the site so much,
I decided to involve myself. I threw together a page, manipulated the fuck out
of some graphics, and made this motherfucker work - story by Katie, Ragnarok,
and Fistula, Satan as himself.
This isn't entirely finished though... I've got to create an opening page with
the choices on it. One of the choices will be the current Theatrical Cut, and
the other will be the MUCH GORIER, MUCH FUCKING SATANER, MUCH
MORE METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL DIRECTORS' CUT!!!
Oh man, this is gonna be so fucking evil...
02-25-03 - Hahahahaha, I called you guys "spooky fellows". Sorry.
Anywhen, we chudded like motherfuckers, and it was a whole lot of
chudtalk. If you'd like to get your chud-know on, I'd recommend you
jump down there now and read it. I like it. It's on the bottom. HUZZAH!
.... and the dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHT!!!
**thump**
02-25-03 - Hey there, spooky fellows!!
The entire Brotherhood site is getting a bit of a rehaul. Nothing as drastic
as plastering daisies and shit all over, but some general improvements.
I expect that by the time I'm done, the site won't be so hard to look at,
and it'll also have some pretty new graphics and whatnot. For the record, I
submit the new tournament page.
Keep in mind that the rest of the redrafting won't necessarily look like
this page, but know that things like this will happen suddenly until I'm
finished.
PATRIOT Act. I think that's enough evidence.
11-29-02 - I saw mommy fucking Santa.
That sick bastard...
11-26-02 - This:
"You're either with us or you're against us" ?!? Not only is this
a false dichotomy of the worst kind [OK, so there are worse - but
they're not that much worse, because this is one that leads to those],
but this proves a point about our current government.
What is the essence of terrorism? How is it possible that terrorism
actually works against rational people? Terrorism is based off of
its root word - terror.
Today, the government can take anything or anyone from anywhere and
do anything that it wants to it/him/her/whatever. This is in the name
of freedom, right? Eat my ass, fuckers. This just means that you're keeping us in check
by making us afraid to talk against you, and that's not gonna fly.
The government is supposed to be a means leading to the end of good
life for the people of America. This being so, why have the people
become the means for the betterment of the wallets of the materialist
fucks that run this place?
And don't give me any 'American Dream' shit, that's 99% impossible
to attain, and not so fulfilling as you'd think when you get there.
Having said that......
We now return you to your regularly scheduled cheese and schlock.
Read the Robo Vampire review, it's evil.
11-21-02 - I, Ferox, forced a roommate of
mineself and Ragnarok to make a desktop wallpapery image for anyone
who would like to have sex with our website, but has already tried
all of the positions with the original wallpaper.
Also, he's much better than what he's done with this graphic, so
I'll shove his face into the monitor [nonviolently, of course]
to make sure that he'll do another, better one for us before too long.
Don't forget to like my design as well. It's the greatest
representation of the Brotherhood for your desktop yet...
Wait, did I say nonviolent? Sorry, I was being distracted by the
idea of Joe Don Baker eating a soyburger. That's fucking terrifying.
11-14-02 - Alright. The banners are in place,
the site is one hundred percent perfect. Except for Alien Prey. Well...
It's 5.5 AM, I've got a class in five hours. I've been working for
approximately 7 hours on this motherfucker to convert everything. Hey-
WE HAVE BANNERS AND NUMBERS FOR EVERY FLICK, AND ALL OF THE
LINKS SHOULD BE PERFECT. So fuck Alien Prey.... even though Anders
sure is a friend to you and me.
NOTICE: Still, do not click on the "What's a Brainwave" links. I'm
telling you, Jesus just won't let you repent for that one. FUCKING
AVOID THEM!!! Be clickless, my child.
11-14-02 - Hey there, friendly fan fuckers!!
The entire fucking site is fully fucking funcitonal. Well, that is,
I've got to make some new banners. But I'll do that before I go to
bed, so it's fucking alright. Look, just take what you get, bastards!
Oh, but one last thing... I haven't changed the links that say "what's
a brainwave?" that are above the brainwaves. UNDER NO CIRCUMCISIONSTANCES
ARE YOU TO CLICK ON THESE LINKS. THEY ARE THE ONLY INCORRECT LINKS
ON THE PAGE. In fact, Christ doesn't like people who click on bad
links. No, I'm serious. Don't click on them. Be Christly. Christ
is in my sandwich, but not in those links.
11-06-02 - Fuck FTP right in the
goddamned motherbuttplugging face. Just fucking buy it, it being the
spec-fucking-tacular designs for the Brotherhood that we've made for
the express purpose of whoring ourselves out to the highest bidder...
except that it costs the same for everyone. Damn, we should have
noticed that flaw in our plan design awhile ago. Oh well. We love you
long time anyway, G.I.
The first designs they are, yes. More we shall make. Your butt it
shall plug, for the plug of butts it is, yes.
FUCKING BUY IT!! [it being everything here]
10-22-02 - Fucking check out some
bands. Need ideas? How about:
Katatonia
DEVIN FUCKING TOWNSEND
Clutch
Napalm Records
Not a band - cheesy fuckers, though
On another note, how about the weekly updates? Eh? Eh? Fuckin' great.
10-21-02 - They're not fucking Kennys,
they're fucking stoner midgets wrapped in carpet. Fucker.
Ragnarok's reply to Ferox's wrongness: No, the Ewoks are fucking Kennys.
They suck and should all be destroyed.
Rereply: You're a fucking gobbledytwat, you snot-nosed cocksnotmonster.
HAH, two mentions of seperate kinds of.... wait, it's time for go to bed.
I give up. They're fucking Kennys....... for now.
Ragnarok: That's right, bitch. Bow before me.
Ferox: I disband my pirate fleet just to assault your kindred faceless
whooglefart. Disagreeances yet forthstand, fuck. Once again they're not
fucking Kennys. Hmmmm..... Kennys reminds me of Dennys. Let's just agree
that cheese fries with bacon are fuckin' spectacular and it'll all be OK.
10-15-02 - Today, Brother Ragnarok is 20
years of age. Well, in this avatar's body, anyway.
9-27-02 - Prototype products are up now at the Communist Burrito shop.
Hey - we just wanted to make shirts that tell the truth. Brotherhood designs are also forthcoming.
William Regal sucks, even though I don't watch wrestling anymore.
9-24-02 - Brothers Ragnarok and Ferox have started their
radio show over at college on the local radio station. Basically it's the two
of us and a friend who are doing characters from He-Man along with some created
friends and allies.
So, if you feel the urge [which you do], tune in
every Tuesday night from ten PM to midnight. Just fucking listen. I promise
it will fucking rock.
Right here, buddy. Click it.
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