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NOTE:  We destroyed the only copy that we could get our hands on
[Ferox bought it on Ebay and we destructed it verily, which was
one of the greatest Brotherhood experiences to date.  You'd just
have to be there.], so we can't re-review it at this time.  That's
OK, we'll get to it eventually.  Don't be disappointed if this one
hangs here for a little bit though.  Dog is good, apparently.



Director(s):  ???
Producer(s):  ???
Writer(s):    ???
              ???
Editor(s):    ???




Actor Name:
Character Name:
Description


George Kennedy,
damn him!
???


Sybill Danning
???
Only in the intro


Other people
???
Nobody cares







    George Kennedy plays video games on a NORAD radar missile 
tracker.  Someone kills his wife and kids.  He snaps and kills 
every terrorist in Uruguay or whatever country this is supposed 
to take place in.  One especially cool scene where some dude 
hits Kennedy with a shovel and breaks it, so Kennedy runs him 
over with a VW Nazimobile, wraps a logging chain around his 
neck, and throws him into a wall.  Despite how groovy this 
sounds, it sucks.

    This movie was not only banned, but totally demolished.  It 
was a long hard battle, and Foy and myself sustained some 
injuries, but we won.  We killed a part of Kennedy's evil.  This 
is the only time in my life I have been chased by a movie.  It 
knew we had come to kill it and it fought valiantly.  We killed 
it anyway.





It's coming... eventually.




Brother Fistula:  Fuck this movie.  Fuck George Kennedy.  Fuck Sybil Danning.
Fuck the company that financed this.  Fuck *Cough Cough*  The 
House That Vanished.  Wait, that's for another time.  I'll give 
it a .5, but that's solely for the time we had torturing it.  It 
tortured me more though.  Fuck me.  FUUUUUUUUCCK!  I'm OK 
now.  .5

Brother Ferox:  Hmmm... not much to say besides what Foy's already 
said.  This was a LOT of fun to destruct this though...  Well, 
that's about it.  Damn Kennedy and his Nazimobile!  Damn him!  
That was funny as hell when the guy jumped away from the camera 
I suppose... I can say confidently that I don't like this.  It 
can have a 1 though.  Damn it all....   1

Brother Ragnarok:  First off, flaming molten plastic is not a good thing to 
have come in contact with human skin.  Y'know the sound that 
frying bacon makes?  It sounded like that.  That's right.  I had 
part of this evil fused to my hand.  I still have big gnarled 
scars on my fingers.  That and this movie sucked hard.  It was 
fun being chased by it and yelling taunts at it, though.  1 
because of the fun we had making it die.

AVERAGE:  .83333

{Kennedy:}Noooooooooooooo!  Nooooooo!