Torgo Vs. The Executioner

    
Brother Fistula;
    The Executioner is at a disadvantage, because he's used to 
operating with guns.  Torgo starts the match with a classic 
peppering with lefts and rights.  The Executioner reverses 
momentum by stealing Torgo's walking stick and beating him with 
it.  As Torgo struggles to get back to a vertical base, The 
Executioner goes for a grenade he has stored away in his 
pocket.  He reaches to pull the pin, but The Master comes from 
the crowd and gives The Executioner a healthy shove from 
behind.  Torgo, who has regained a standing position, takes a 
page out of Triple H's book and utilizes a knee-to-face (any WWF 
fans out there know exactly what I'm talking about) attack and 
The Executioner's head shatters from the impact.  WINNER:  Torgo


Brother Ferox;
    Torgo is slow to enter the ring, as he's obviously entirely 
frightened of his competition.  "You cannot - kill - me... 
the... audience would not - approve!" claims Torgo.  "Grrr!" 
responds The Executioner, throwing a knife at Torgo.  Luckily, 
Torgo is not paying attention to the fight - instead he is 
sweating nervously and checking his posture, as any insanely 
large-kneed man would do.  The knife skims by his head, and 
somehow a glimmer appears in Torgo's eyes.

    Now, if you don't know Torgo, you need to know that in 
Manos:  Hands of Fate, Torgo is a complete bitch.  He has wants 
and needs, just like every other human being, but he is entirely 
afraid to fight for them.  Right about at this point, Torgo 
suddenly snaps.

    Coming out of what seems to be nowhere, Torgo charges The 
Executioner, monstrous knees bringing his heavy legs down hard, 
pounding heavily on the mat as if Thor, the norse god of 
lightning, is approaching.  Torgo screams "The Master would not 
approve, and I don't either!"  Confused by the sudden outburst 
from Torgo - and more importantly the fact that Torgo didn't 
stutter or talk strangely at all, The Executioner topples over 
backwards.  Torgo, in a wonderful display of agility, springs up 
onto the top rope and drops a well-delivered huge knee drop.  As 
The Executioner draws his last breath, he somehow manages to 
pull the pin on one of his granades and he throws it at Torgo.  
In a brilliant display, Torgo bounces the grenade on his knees 
as if it were a soccer ball, and he boots it away from the ring, 
saving his life - though a few spectators lose their faces in 
the process.  Torgo smiles radiantly, as he knows he has finally 
brought himself to fight back.  WINNER:  Torgo


Brother Ragnarok;
    What the fuck!?  How can you vote against a guy that blows
the heads off rapists?  No fuckin' way.  Torgo wobbles his
sorry ass up to the ring, and as he does, the Executioner does
a flying summersault using Torgo's back as his springboard.  In
the middle of the fly-over, he slam-dunks one of his trademark
grenades up Torgo's asshole.  "You - cannot jam explosives in my
anus, the - Master would - not approve," Torgo squeals, just before
the grenade detonates and splatters his deformed body all over
the audience.  WINNER:  The Executioner