Last Man Standing
5-19-00 Feature Match:

Satan Preacher of Happy Hell Night fame picks up his
ice pick and takes on the holy hellraiser from Dead
Alive, the Ninja Preacher. 


Rulings:
Fedeler:  Ninja Preacher could put up quite the
fight but the pinfall/killing/whatever you want
to call it would be Satan Preacher.  While the
Ninja Preacher could dance around and put in a
few good hits, Satan Preacher only needs one good
whack with his ice pick and Ninja Preacher is down.

Brother Fistula:  No contest.  The Ninja Preacher
would kick ass on most mortals, but Satan Preacher
is running on the juice of Satan!  Satan Preacher
is Satan, Ninja Preacher is just an apprentice.
Ninja Preacher gets his ass torn in three pieces.

Brother Ferox: Like the others, I, Brother Ferox,
choose Satan Preacher.  Ninja preacher kicks ass
FOR the lord, he is NOT THE LORD... while Satan
Preacher is just that... an embodiment of Satan.
The Lord himself could destroy Satan (in theory),
yet Ninja Preacher could not.

Brother Ragnarok:  I must agree with the rest of
the crew.  While the Ninja Preacher does indeed
kick ass for the Lord, the Satan Preacher is more
durable (hey, he cut off his own arm with a
scalpel, through the bone no less!), and he's got
the forces of Evil behind him.  The Ninja Preacher
may knock him around a bit at first, but Satan
Preacher would rip him to pieces as soon as he
started to get worn down.

Winner by unanimous decision:  Satan Preacher