The Rulings
Brother Fistula;
What, are you fucking kidding me? WINNER: Michael Myers
Brother Ferox;
Slice. Plop. Crunch. Fizzle. Beep! Beep! Beep! No, wait,
scratch that last part – that was me eating a microwave burrito,
which is much more exciting than this fight. WINNER: Mikey “Evil
Fucker” Myers
Brother Ragnarok;
Trumpy, you can do stupid things. Like fight Mikhail Myerski.
Horrified screams fill the auditorium as Trumpy’s sort-of-cute fuzzy
head flies into the crowd. WINNER: Michael Myers.
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