Peter Jackson Vs. George Kennedy

    
Brother Fistula;
    I dig Peter Jackson as much as anyone, but he doesn't have a 
damned thing to say against the dark lord of cinematic sodomy.  
All the Feebles in the world can't save Jackson against Kennedy, 
who without breaking a sweat, summons an arsenal of demonic 
pigeons to shred Jackson.  Sorry Feeble fans, but Jackson's 
efforts are feeble.  WINNER:  George Kennedy


Brother Ferox;
    First of all, I'd like to apologize to Brother Ragnarok...
long story.  AnyDarreld, Kennedy is, of course, the ultimate 
destructor of one Peter Jackson.  Kennedy appears from the 
shadows, wearing nothing but a bathing suit, peeking over the 
edge of the ring.  "I Can Do anything that you can do, but to 
a higher degree" claims Kennedy.  "You're not as good of an 
actor as I am" blasts back Jackson.  Kennedy gets entirely 
offended by this utterly true statement, and he replies by 
sending his minions [the pigeons, of course] arter Jackson.  
Peter runs over to the side of the ring and grabs his 
conveniently placed sledgehammer [no, not the Peter Gabriel 
song, the device O destruction].  Kennedy's pigeons all 
disintegrate [sp?] as Jackson weilds the device expertly.  All 
of the efforts are in vain though, because as Jackson finishes 
off the last of the pigeons [the first time, of course they can 
always be brought back by The Goddamn Divil, Kennedy], Kennedy 
walks up behind him and grabs Jackson's neck, ripping his head 
clean off.  For the first time ever, Kennedy utters a slightly 
clever phrase:  "You're a Peter.  Peters don't win".
WINNER:  George Kennedy


Brother Ragnorok;
    As Brother Fistula said, Peter Jackson couldn't be loved 
more by anyone, but Kennedy is too powerful.  The combined 
forces of the Brotherhood could barely defeat a used copy of one 
of his old movies.  Kennedy's flocks of demonic pigeons swoop in 
to attack Jackson, but what's this!?  A run-in!  Lionel tears up 
to the ring with his trusty lawnmower strapped to his shoulders.
He tries in vain to help Jackson, managing to shred a few 
pigeons, but the forces of darkness are overwhelming.  Kennedy 
sears Lionel out of existence with a stream of molten plastic from
movie casings.  The pigeons then swarm in like a pack of winged
piranha, stripping the flesh from his bones in seconds.
WINNER:  George Kennedy