The Criminals Explain Themselves

What's a BrainWave? So, you've been wandering through our site, and you've come across a BrainWave. "What the hell is that?", you mumble to yourself incoherently. In the next room, your mother says "Edward, watch your language - and eat your dinner before it gets cold!" and you reply "Thwart mon bibbly-hah!" [translation: "No, I'm too impressed with this kick-ass Bad Movies website to leave until I've finished reading the entire thing!"] OK, so I've gotten off-track... again. That's OK, because now I'm actually going to talk about the original subject for this page. What was it again? Oh yeah, the BrainWave. Here's how it works: As we watch movies [we're currently re- reviewing all of the old ones], we keep track of the time by way of a ten-minute timer. At the beginning of each movie, at the end of each movie, and every time that the lovely beeper of death decides to jump up and remind us that we've only watched ten minutes worth of terrible flick since the last time it startled us from our comas, we all take around twenty seconds to gather our thoughts and write something down. Sometimes we'll quote an especially stupid line from the movie. Other times, we'll simply vent our anger at our misfortune for picking out something that we really shouldn't have decided to watch [Of course we should have watched it, that's what we do! We do, however, complain often enough]. When we don't have anything else to say, we might even throw in something entirely unconnected to the flick - or anything else in the world, for that matter. At any rate, whatever we're thinking at each ten minute mark of the movie will be written down, and then recorded here on the site. As we never used to do this during terrible movie- watching, not very many of the flicks have BrainWaves installed as of yet. Yeah, I like the word installed as used there. Well, that's what a BrainWave is, and now that you know, you can go enjoy them. Now GO BACK!