What's a BrainWave?
So, you've been wandering through our site, and you've come
across a BrainWave. "What the hell is that?", you mumble to
yourself incoherently. In the next room, your mother
says "Edward, watch your language - and eat your dinner before
it gets cold!" and you reply "Thwart mon bibbly-hah!"
[translation: "No, I'm too impressed with this kick-ass Bad
Movies website to leave until I've finished reading the entire
thing!"]
OK, so I've gotten off-track... again. That's OK, because
now I'm actually going to talk about the original subject for
this page. What was it again? Oh yeah, the BrainWave.
Here's how it works: As we watch movies [we're currently re-
reviewing all of the old ones], we keep track of the time by way
of a ten-minute timer. At the beginning of each movie, at the
end of each movie, and every time that the lovely beeper of
death decides to jump up and remind us that we've only watched
ten minutes worth of terrible flick since the last time it
startled us from our comas, we all take around twenty seconds to
gather our thoughts and write something down.
Sometimes we'll quote an especially stupid line from the
movie. Other times, we'll simply vent our anger at our
misfortune for picking out something that we really shouldn't
have decided to watch [Of course we should have watched it,
that's what we do! We do, however, complain often enough].
When we don't have anything else to say, we might even throw in
something entirely unconnected to the flick - or anything else
in the world, for that matter.
At any rate, whatever we're thinking at each ten minute mark
of the movie will be written down, and then recorded here on the
site. As we never used to do this during terrible movie-
watching, not very many of the flicks have BrainWaves installed
as of yet. Yeah, I like the word installed as used there.
Well, that's what a BrainWave is, and now that you know, you
can go enjoy them.
Now GO BACK!
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